Limited Edition Sarsaparilla Laser Pistol

chotpot asked: 100% uwu

Anonymous asked: nigger

manpeta-boxcars asked: 95%

semii-colon:

richardrozanski:

0%  Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

haha :P

:D

urrguuu
desu 

(Source: carsonmitchell)

thefunnygentleman:

(Source: anarchymydear)

chrismello:

hello friends,

i use man and dude as neutral terms of affection

and if that upsets any of you please tell me

and i will not do that